ayesurfsup:

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

enemawatson when I was your age… *describes yesterday*

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

  • me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
  • *takes photo*
  • me: oh thats why

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(via fake-mermaid)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via ruinedchildhood)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via ruinedchildhood)