webcamliam:

down on the west coast, they got a sayin: Tbh: I see you around school sometimes. U seem cool but u a stranger that could change. Hmu sometime. Rate: 8.9

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

nothing gets me pumped like lose yourself

fake-mermaid:

i just saw this guy at the bus stop take out his earphones from his pocket and they were all tangled and he sighed deeply and i really feel him on an emotional level

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

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