pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via fake-mermaid)

slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

(via ocalumhood)

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via fake-mermaid)

  • me when i dont got this: i got this

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: emaciatinq, via fake-mermaid)

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(via ocalumhood)

madambitchtits:

heavensairwaves:

heavensairwaves:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM 

AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE

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NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE

YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

We must protect Bill Nye at all costs

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)