• me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

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plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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indytaker:

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j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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