nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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ammit420:

m-c-c-a-n-d-l-e-s-s:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

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illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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liveandlaughandsmile:

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

Weight wise, not money wise

(Source: sidnugget)

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans